Caitlin Moran Quotes

 "The world is difficult and we are all breakable. So just be kind." ~ Caitlin Moran

 "Life divides into amazing enjoyable times and appalling experiences that will make future amazing anecdotes." ~ Caitlin Moran

 "My core belief is that if you're complaining about something for more than three minutes, two minutes ago you should have done something about it." ~ Caitlin Moran

 "It's always sunny above the clouds. Always. Every day on earth - every day I have ever had -  was secretly sunny, after all." ~ Caitlin Moran

 "When I hear women talking about how their wedding is going to be/was the best day of their life, I can’t help but think, You just haven’t taken enough MDMA in a field at 3 a.m., love." ~ Caitlin Moran

 "When a woman says, ‘I have nothing to wear!’, what she really means is, ‘There’s nothing here for who I’m supposed to be today." ~ Caitlin Moran

 "I want a Zero Tolerance policy on All The Patriarchal Bullshit." ~ Caitlin Moran

 "If you've been fat, you will always feel and see the world as a fat person; you know how difficult it is... It's the same coming from a working-class background... it never leaves you." ~ Caitlin Moran

 "If you eat enough books, you start pooping out words." ~ Caitlin Moran

 "I like a little bit of revolution. I think it's a very good hobby for a young woman. Better than squash." ~ Caitlin Moran

 "If you are lying down to give birth, gravity is not helping you. You know, you stand up and, you know, a baby will basically kind of fall out of you, if you keep walking 'round." ~ Caitlin Moran

 "We must recall the most important of humanity guidelines: Be polite. Being polite is possibly the greatest daily contribution everyone can make to life on Earth." ~ Caitlin Moran

 "The problem with battling yourself is that even if you win, you lose." ~ Caitlin Moran

 "You don't need to be legendary all the time. You can just be legendary for 10 minutes a day." ~ Caitlin Moran

 "I don't campaign for the end of the aristocracy or the upper classes; I don't really want to destroy anything at all. I just want more plurality." ~ Caitlin Moran

 "A library in the middle of a community is a cross between an emergency exit, a life raft and a festival." ~ Caitlin Moran

 "If you're not a confident person, pretend to be one." ~ Caitlin Moran

 "I know people go on about Twitter, but it is amazing. It's whatever you want it to be, and all the women got in there before the boys." ~ Caitlin Moran

 "But as the years went on, I realised that what I really want to be, all told, is a human. Just a productive, honest, courteously treated human." ~ Caitlin Moran

 "Flyaway, problem hair is the enemy of feminism, and was probably invented by the Man to crush Susan Sontag." ~ Caitlin Moran

 "When you live in a small house with five younger siblings, it's actually far more sensible- and much quicker- to cry alone." ~ Caitlin Moran

 "And every book, you find, has its own social group--friends of its own it wants to introduce you to, like a party in the library that need never, ever end." ~ Caitlin Moran

 "The word spinster tells you everything that you need to know about our attitude of women who choose not to marry, yes." ~ Caitlin Moran

 "Self-harm - the world will come at you with knives anyway. You do not need to beat them to it." ~ Caitlin Moran